I woke up looking like a freak of nature. I’m horrified and not quite sure how to fix this…
MY LEFT TIT GREW TWICE THE SIZE OF MY RIGHT ONE OVER NIGHT!
I thought if I fed Gabby on that side, it would eleviate it and help balance that shit out, but NO! It’s still totally bigger and you can see it when I put clothes on.
And Ethan has basketball practice today so I HAVE to go out in public.
I suppose I could stuff the other side with something for now, but if this doesn’t correct itself, I seriously am going to freak the fuck out.
(In case you were wondering about the shirt I’m sporting in that totally HOT self portrait? read this.)
I’m sorry about the issue that you’re having, and have no answers for you… but my hell woman, your graphic had me on the floor!
PS- I’ve been lurking for quite a while and love your blog and think your baby is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen!
I think Ben and Jerry’s will help.
I’m with Ben. Definately Ben & Jerry’s. Good luck with your… ehm issues.
OMG! I am laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my face. That is messed up! 😀
That’s the worst. The shirt always looks way weird too.
😀
Smile. It distracts people.
Well if that’s the worst thing that happens to you, you are doing good! 😉
Don’t worry about it, they will even out!
I think wearing a really big sweatshirt will distract people from the…problem…
Dude, c’mon — a post like this one absolutely requires a photo!
Such is the story of my life. :
Eva prefers the right boob, so it’s a bit bigger than the left. :
Hope everything’s evened itself out!!
Such is the story of my life. :
Eva prefers the right boob, so it’s a bit bigger than the left. :
Hope everything’s evened itself out!!
Such is the story of my life. :
Eva prefers the right boob, so it’s a bit bigger than the left. :
Hope everything’s evened itself out!!
Such is the story of my life. :
Eva prefers the right boob, so it’s a bit bigger than the left. :
Hope everything’s evened itself out!!
My god, I adore this Jay Mohr Layout.
*licks the screen*
I hope you’re less lop-sided tomorrow!
Don’t worry, guys have a similar problem. Fortunately, it’s not nearly so significant. Besides, who really cares if one testicle hangs lower than the other? Right?
Girl! I found you another t-shirt that you must have! 😉