Choose your battles.
That’s one of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever recieved in the parenting department. It has saved me from many power struggles that simply weren’t worth the aggravation.
However, today I am choosing a battle. A battle that some might not believe is worth fighting, but I am willing to fight to the death…
HEAR YE HEAR YE ,THE NEXT CHILD OF MINE WHO SWITCHES THE ICE MAKER ON MY BRAND NEW FRIDGE TO “CUBED” ICE WILL BE BANNED FROM USING THE ICE MAKER FOR AS LONG AS THEY LIVE IN THIS HOUSE.
That’s right. I’m willing to fight over ice. Because ice is important. Because crushed ice is much less likely to cause you to lose a tooth and teeth mean a lot to me.
So, back off the switched marked “cubed” or there will be hell to pay.
I’m so with you. Crushed ice is the shit. How was church? Scare any old ladies?
Uhhhh that was me… sorry.
*ducking!*
all right stop!
collaborate and listen.
oh, wait. wrong ice.
I thought you said this was going to be about something trivial. Ice is important, lady!
I wish I had a fridge with an ice maker……..
It was me, I’m sorry. I just like cubed ice.
I must admit ice is very important.
:: nod ::