Earlier this week, I started feeding Gabby baby foods. Carrots, pears, bananas and peas. She loves them and can’t get enough and this made me happy.
Until just a few minutes ago. When she made “The Face” and did “The grunt” and I KNEW “Oh my GOD, she’s going to do her first “Real Poop.” And by “real poop” I mean, the kind that you have to work to push out, the kind that isn’t all precious and yellow and effortlesses on the exit. The kind that is multicolored and LUMPY.
Sure enough, after about 3 minutes of faces and grunts came the smell of the REAL POOP. I wanted to cry. Not because it smelled so damn bad, but because SHE’S ALREADY DOING REAL POOP. She’s growing too damn fast. I don’t think I can take it!
I want the precious, yellow, textureless poop back! Infact, can I just shove her back inside me and start all over again? PLEASE?
hahhah. 🙂
YAY real poop!
Awwww her first poop 🙂
I know exactly what you mean about starting all over. It is flying by. Sigh.
groo.
Oh my god, you are so fucking weird. I LOVE IT!
Just think, in no time flat you’ll be able to teach her the cheek spread!
*blinks* WOW! I just saw Claire’s Ped. today, and he told me not to start her on anything other than Rice Cereal. BLAH! That stuff is NASTY! LOL
You know. It took a lot to get past the poop to the real issue here! So graphic!! LOL! Yes, time does fly fast. Way too fast if you ask me…
*shoves*
Damn you, Sphinxy. I was going to say that. 🙂
Yea, I remember going through a major depression when Eva’s poop changed to the real stuff.
*sigh*
Yea, I remember going through a major depression when Eva’s poop changed to the real stuff.
*sigh*
Yea, I remember going through a major depression when Eva’s poop changed to the real stuff.
*sigh*
Yea, I remember going through a major depression when Eva’s poop changed to the real stuff.
*sigh*
Y, you and I may have a juvenile sense of humor and a soft spot for poop-related sentimentality…but have those combined qualities caused you to stoop to the following depths? HAVE YOU PHOTOGRAPHED THE CONTENTS OF YOUR CHILD’S DIAPER BECAUSE IT WAS ALL EGG-SHAPED AND MARBLED LIKE A FABERGE FROM THE BIZARRO WORLD? And you couldn’t help yourself because you were laughing so hard at the sight of it and because you were so sleep-deprived at that stage that you thought other people would think it was equally hysterical? No? See, then? You’re handling all of this with marvelous grace and aplomb.
Dude, I just found out I’m pregnant and I don’t even know how I’m going to make it the next 7.5 months. Please don’t tell me that after it’s over I’m going to want to stick them back in and do it over again?!?!
;o)