Milking Myself

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How I make rice cereal for ma’ baby
 

*Pour the cereal into a bowl
 

*Lift up my shirt, grab the tit with the most milk (the tit that is the harderst/lumpiest)
 

*Take hold of that tit and aim for the bowl in front of me
 

*Squeeze that tit until there is enough milk to soak the cereal
 

*Mix well and serve while warm

Apparently, it’s some GOOD SCHTUFF.
At first, Gabby didn’t know what to think

“What IS this stuff my mother just shoved in my mouth?!

Hmmmm, is that tittymilk I taste? Because I loves me some momma’s titty milk!

Oh MY GOD! It IS tittymilk! Sweet Jesus, this schtuff is AWESOME! GIMME SOME MO’
You can tell by the smile on her face that I make a BADASS rice cereal. Can I make you a bowl?

19 thoughts on “Milking Myself

  1. kim

    this is so funny. look at how cute that boss of you is. now you could make her mashed potatoes and oatmeal and maybe pankakes with the tittymilk, too. maybe that’s a way to trick kids into eating spinach as well. just put a little titty-milk-flavour in it. Y, you’re the best!!! and i mean it (evidence = exclamation marks).

  2. ben

    That look on her face, especially in picture 2?
    I look like that when I get me some boobies. And I don’t even need the milk.

  3. cee

    hee heee! I used to do that all the time too!! Quite handy, wouldn’t you agree?!! LOL… you are bringing back all these memories for me! =)

  4. AyEnDeeAreEeAitch

    Oooh! I am so excited because my Little girl Kasey is going to try some ricey rice cereal in about 2 weeks (as long as her doc says ok) and she will get some titty juice in it too!!!!
    Oh, and you should be totally pissed at yourself for writing all over your pants…fucker, those looked like nice pants!
    I need nice pants!

  5. angela

    i used to eat that rice stuff, without the milk, when my little sister was…well, little. it’s good just by itself.
    yes, i know. i’m a freak.

  6. dana michelle

    This post is further proof that you are one of the funniest people on the PLANET! The mental picture of you doing that is hysterical.
    You are warped and wonderful. Hee!

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