“They’re like, two sweet drums”
“They” being my ASS. (of COURSE.)
Sweet drums, people. Sweet mother fucking drums.
So now? You can play my ass while resting your drink all up on it..
S-weeeeeeet.
“They’re like, two sweet drums”
“They” being my ASS. (of COURSE.)
Sweet drums, people. Sweet mother fucking drums.
So now? You can play my ass while resting your drink all up on it..
S-weeeeeeet.
What about those monumentous farts we hear so much about? Shoulda ripped one of them suckers – then he’d see how sweet THEY are.
With your recent video game talk and now this about sweet drums, you’ve inevitably caused me to think of the GC Donkey Conga game (the one you play with bongos) in an entirely new light!
Drums!?!?!
Methinks Tony needs to back off the eggnog. Christmas is over, Tony. Just say no to eggnog buzzes.
Yeah…while we’re talking about the Tony, haven’t you been married to him for 14 years now? Did you have a b-day? Time to change the paragraph thingy at the beginning of your blog the one that says:
I’m a 33 year old hot latina overweight woman married to the same man for 13 years, mother to 2 hilarious, extremely handsome boys and one beautiful baby girl, who lives in Southern California and loves to drink venti, iced, soy, white mochas from Starbucks while dreaming of Jay Mohr a good nights sleep. That’s really all you need to know, probably more than you care to know.
See? I already copy pasted it for you! What a good friend. I’ll even change it!
I’m a 33 year old hot latina woman married to the same man for 14 years, mother to 2 hilarious, extremely handsome boys and one beautiful baby girl, who lives in Southern California and loves to drink venti, iced, soy, white mochas from Starbucks while dreaming of a good nights sleep with Jay Mohr. Also, I am a DDR master and yes, I voted for MUTHAFUCKIN BUSH!!! By the way, my name is Yvonne, and I eat boogers!
Yeah, I told her that like a month ago!! pretty soon it’s time to change it to 15 years!
Hey girl, I like your flava
Wish I could be your neighba
Must be coffee by the way you shakin your perk-u-later
I’m the smooth operator
Hot mami motivator
What I really wanna do
Put that thing on you
Butter up yo hot potato
I so