How do YOU define true love?
Me? I define it like this…
Someone: “I’ve got a huge zit on my ass!”
Someone’s significant Other: “Want me to pop it for you?”
That, people, is true love in it’s rawest, most beautiful form.
(Names left out to protect the sickos innocent)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww
That’s a good man right there.
Also one that will hold your hair while you’re barfing. Another sign of true love.
Do you have a hidden mic in my house??? hahahaha it’s gross, but you just can’t help it.
Man those zits on the ass are the fun ones to pop too.
yesssss…i’m all about the quotes.
That and being able to stand in the bathroom and talk to one’s spouse while they are on the pot going poop. All signs of true love.. *nod*
Dude! Mr. T. not only pops my back zits (yeah, I know) but he doesn’t even flinch when I suggest it. He happily obliges and he even goes to get me something to clean ’em out when he’s done.
Phew…I’m not the only one… 😉
What IS it with us married folk that we’re so…. ewwwwwww!?
now i am NEVER getting married.
*laugh*
No, really.. that is TRULY love.
there’s also this.
When you throwup, pee yourself and fart all at the same time? They don’t laugh, instead, they help you clean yourself up.
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OMG! You are too funny! I missed you sooooo much.
Yes, that in my book is defined as True Love! I,do not have that! Bummer for me, I guess?
I’m so glad you emailed me to tell me where you moved!
And of course it’s a ass zit popping post! I love it. You’re freakin’ hilarious.
Does it mean they don’t love you if they squeal and run away so you can’t pop it? 😉
Beautiful. Just beautiful!
Well, you wanted adult interaction…
In our house it is manly nipple hair plucking. I totally understand.
hee. Fran and I do that. We groom each other like monkeys.
lmao ewww and awwww lol
I am the zit popper in this marriage. My husband refuses to return the favour :o(