You might be a Redneck..
IF YOU USE YOUR SON’S SHOE AS A PLACE TO SET YOUR BEER WHILE YOU TAKE A SNOOZE ON THE COUCH. And THEN, when confronted by your wife, you act like it’s TOTALLY NORMAL THAT YOU USED YOUR SONS SHOE AS A PLACE TO HOLD YOUR BEER WHILE YOU SNOOZE ON THE COUCH.
Yeah, my dad does the same thing, but with his shoe and the remote. Really makes me want to touch that remote to change the channel, too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But like, Yvonne, aren’t you glad it didn’t spill?
Hahahaa!
Just don’t let him start using his car keys to clean his ears!!! (yes, my FATHER has done that!!!!)
Does he ask the kids to get him another beer from the fridge when he runs out?
Not. that. I. ever. do. that.
Much.
I totally do the same thing! hahaha…but it’s usually at the beach (when there was one) with one of my flip-flops so that the sand stays off of the can.
Mmmmmmmmmm MGD.
Looks like he working on the same theory as nose-picking Mattie: If it fits in there, that’s where it must belong.
Has he parked a rusty truck with missing wheels on the front lawn, yet?
I wonder if that was the GREATEST idea. But on the plus side, it did seem to fit.
Cas