Let’s play a game. I’ll ask you a question and give you multiple choice answers. Can you guess the correct answer?
Question
What question should you never EVER ask your wife who’s been home all day taking care of your newborn baby and your 2 boys AND trying to take care of EVERYTHING ELSE?
A) How was your day, my QUEEN?
B) Did you lose more weight?
C) Can I rub your feet?
D) What did you DO all day?????
E) Would you like me to go to Starbucks for you?
My guess is “d”.
Sometimes I do it on purpose.
oh no he didn’t!
D used to throw me into murderous rage. Mr. Hed learned never to ask me that, rather quickly.
-H
Do we need to call 911?
OMG He didn’t!!! I think my husband asked that once, and only once. It was a bit of a reference to the state of the house. I told him I was a SAHM, not the housekeeper. One job during the day is enough, we can share the housekeeping in the evenings and on weekends.
OFF WIT HIS HEAD
We can we choose more than one…because I would go with a, c, & e.
WOW- WAS IT D? MEN…
lol been there done that three times. I know how badly you mustve wanted to make him eat shit after that one! : )
Uh oh. If it was D, I believe I hear a penis amputation coming up . . .
I’d make him sleep in the car!
F) What does a guy have to do to get some head around here?
NO WAY! he didn’t really choose D. no f**king way!
I’ll quote my mother, “Bless his heart, he don’t know no better!” Kiss him and put his pillow & blanket on the couch for the night!
So, did you give him the answer then fix him so he can’t have any more kids?