After seeing Todd Glass on Last Comic Standing 3 last night, I would like to officially declare my love for him. He has the best jokes ever. Like this one…
You know, there are some things certain people can’t say. Like, people with fanny packs… they can’t say “I have an opinion”.
That’s comedy gold, people.
The only thing funnier to me right now is that Mikey saw a bird SLIP AND FALL. I can’t stop laughing everytime I visualize that. Like, I picture the bird SLIPPING AND FALLING on his back and all the other birds pointing and laughing. But THEN the bird pretends like he’s really hurt (kinda like how I do when I slip and fall) so that all the birds who are laughing at him feel like shit because “he’s hurt”.
I haven’t laughed this hard since I read Melly’s latest post. I love blogs.
ANYWAY.
What was I talking about again? Oh, right! Last Comic Standing 3. I didn’t pay attention to the format of the show, so I have no idea how it works, but I don’t really care about that. I just hope Todd wins. And if not Todd, it BETTER be Rob Cantrell. (And I’m not just saying that because I think he’s REALLY hot nor am I saying that because I once licked his nipples. I swear! I’m saying it because I’ve seen him perform live 3 times and he KILLED every time. REALLY!)
Rowrrr, Rob is a hottie!!
Todd performed in Chicago ten days ago and I completely forgot about going to his show. (Mad at myself for two days afterwards, too.)
So much happened on last night’s show… What did you make of Bonnie’s absence? And what did you think of Ralphie May’s performance? And exactly what was happening with Dave’s hair?
I gotta go find my tape of last night’s TV, I want to watch the funny people!
Hey Yvonne…
I have mad love for LCS. I think the show is great. I love Todd Glass too…he can verge on annoying if you get too much of him, but isn’t that true of all of us!
I just think he is hilarious….but I also lub JOhn Heffron. I have since the first time I saw him auditioning.
The show works like this. Each team (S1 and S2) picks 5 of the other team to perform that night. So, the 10 comic perform…and people vote for their fav comic. Then, the team witht he most votes gets 50K….and the member from S1 with the fewest votes goes home…and the member from S2 with the fewest votes goes home.
P.S. Rob Cantrell used to be cute…but I am so not liking the new haircut…cuts into his hotness factor!
there isn’t much to say about Ralphie’s “performance” other than that I’m sure he’s completely devastated by the loss of his father and he did the absolutely best he could do in that particular situation. I think telling his dad’s jokes was great. hell, I think getting out there AT ALL was great.
Yeah, I can’t believe he even went onstage and did a set and I agree that doing his dads favorite jokes was awesome. Of course, I cried like a little baby. So sad.