Nothing like a good nights sleep and some celebrity boxing to make a girl feel better.

Last night was the first time since giving birth to Gabby that I actually got some sleep. She woke up 3 times last night and went to sleep each time after her feeding. I feel so much better today just from getting that sleep!!
Now, if I could only STOP SWEATING!! Oh my God. It’s disgusting, yet strangely, I don’t mind because I know I’ll lose a few pounds from it. My feet almost look normal again. I’m sure that has something to do with all of this sweat! I still can’t fit in most of my shoes, but if the sweat keeps up at this pace, I’ll fit in them in no time.
The one thing I don’t think I’ll be fitting into any time soon is my bra. Sweet Jesus, I have no moved up to a E CUP, people. I might be happy about this, except for the fact I have a Q SIZED ASS to match! Oh, and they hurt like a hell and milk is constantly squirting out of them.  The bulging veins alone are enough to make anyone dry heave. And no, I still do not know how much they weigh.

6 thoughts on “Nothing like a good nights sleep and some celebrity boxing to make a girl feel better.”

  1. MrsG

    Hey Sista…I feel your pain! Believe me the sweating thing is worse than the bleeding thing. And thank god it doesn’t last as long.
    There is nothing more attractive than a wife that bleeds, sweats and smells of breast milk and don’t even get me started on the spit up and mustard diapers!!! Hang in there, it only gets better from here!~

  2. sarcastic journalist

    i’d hate to say “i told you so” so i’ll just say “its a bitch, isnt it?”
    Girl, I understand. If I have one more person say “your boobs are HUGE” i will be shoving my foot up said person’s ass.
    glad to hear you got some sleep.

  3. Rockchild

    I know I’m 11 days late, I think, but congratulations on your new baby girl, Gabby!
    My mom has big breasts too, and I don’t know how much they weigh, just that they must be pretty heavy because they are hanging over her belly button, and they swing alot!
    I hope you have a nice weekend, Yvonne!

  4. April

    I’m loving dress #3. The others are granny dresses in my opinion. #3 screams I am WOMAN! I have TASTE! and your dress will be the highlight of the evening. Should anyone talk about you, it won’t be the size of your ass but your taste in clothing!

  6. robyn

    Oh. My. God. The sweating was the absolute WORST part of early breast feeding. Latch? No problem. A stick of deodorant a day? Biiiiig problem!

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