What my fifth grader learned about life in school today.

6 thoughts on “What my fifth grader learned about life in school today.”

1. Laura L. March 8, 2004 at 1:29 pm

   i have been reading your blog for a while now, but i never comment. i must comment now. you are so fuckin’ funny! and your son’s are hilarious. i have an 18 month old son and i can only hope that he will be as goofy and funny as your kids are.
2. kat March 8, 2004 at 1:38 pm

   That should be taught to as many boys as possible. What a lesson. Your kids are great…lol
3. yvonne March 8, 2004 at 1:42 pm

   had I been his teacher, I would have added
   “and not only will it get smaller, your balls will feel like they’re on fire and the heat will cinge all the hair on them.”
   But that’s why I’m not a teacher.
4. James McDone March 8, 2004 at 7:15 pm

   Wow, your son is very smart. Most men (not me), are still figuing that out. LOL
5. BillH March 8, 2004 at 9:46 pm

   Isn’t public education a wonderful thing? (I used to be a teacher in that system!)
6. Gary March 9, 2004 at 4:59 am

   Not just steroids but a lot of the chemicals that find their way into the food chain will make a penis shrink–That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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