Tonight was my sister’s surprise 30th birthday party. I was chattin’ it up with her friends and telling stories of my sister as a child. Anyone who’s ever met me in person would tell you I’m a very animated talker. I use crazy, mad body language skillz, yo. Anyway, I’m telling someone a story and I do this very big hand movement which sends my arm, fists clenched, behind my body. I didn’t realise a woman was behind me and I punched her right in the gut. She made a little “ugh” sound and bent over. I.Felt.So.Stupid. I felt my face got hot from embarassment, but lucky for me, she started laughing. We both started laughing, then everyone that saw started laughing. I apologized all night, but she wasn’t mad at all.
I can’t think of a time in my life that I’ve felt like such an ass. Ok, there’s the time I farted in the front row of church, tried to blame the little girl sitting next to me by looking at her, plugging my nose and saying “ewwwwwwwwww”, only to have a lady behind me say very loudly “Don’t even try it, y, YOU did it, I heard you!” But I was only 16 then, I’m like, an adult now so I was totally embarassed.
Oh well, at least she didn’t throw up or go into convulsions with all of the power that was in that punch. She must work out.
Sounds like something I would do. Glad the lady has a sense of humor!
Holy CRAP! I’m dying!!
Like the time in 6th grade, when we were running a relay. Just when the girl came around and passed me the baton, and just as I started running, out like a rocket came this enormous fart. I was so humiliated. It was like a rocket launch, or something. Oy.
You should tell the people about the time you were tellin me a story and I ended up in a wheelchair.
*tryin to keep a straight face*
Hehehehe.
Oh. My. God…lmao.
You just made me feel soo much better about what I did several years ago.
I was at a new dentist for the first time, getting ready to have a tooth pulled. When he stuck the novacaine needle in, it HURT and I lifted my right arm off the chair and kinda reached out to the right and behind a little to clench a fist and be able to not jump up and leave.
When I made the fist, unfortunately, the dentists ass was closer than I realized, so I wound up grabbing me a BIG ol handful of dentist-ass.
I let go (of course) and when he withdrew the needle I said “Heh. I usually save THAT for the second visit…”
The look on his face was priceless.