I almost died at the hands of a water bottle right now.
Luckily I was home alone so my children can’t mock me for the rest of my life that at the fact I almost drowned from a water bottle didn’t have to suffer the trauma of watching their mom gasping for breath on the kitchen floor.
Do not ask for details, they are too painful to talk about.
I just can’t stop thinking how people would have been laughing at my funeral and how someone would walk up to the graveside with a water bottle and Tony would scream “nooooooooooo , how could youuuuuuuuuuuuu.” and knock them to the ground and grab the bottle and how everyone would have to pull him off the stupid ass who didn’t think it might not be a good idea to bring the thing that caused my death to the graveside.
Near death experiences aren’t fun.
I am SO happy that you lived to tell the tale 🙂
I almost drowned from a glass of water..I feel your pain lol…don’t ask
Interesting…interesting indeed. I’m glad you’re okay..**snickers softly to self**
LOL! you poor thing!
Yvonne, it was me watching, not the JC. Sorry I wasn’t quicker on the draw. Truth be told, I was giggling a bit myself.
Girl, that is pathetic� and why don�t you talk to me anymore � are you cheating on me?
[Mister Mittens � One deceitful pussy]
Todd thought of you at the beach today and made me snap this for ya’…
I hope this wasn’t one of those Time Life book, “2000 miles away her friends were at the beach thinking of her, and at that very exact moment she almost drowned by water bottle” kinda deals. 😉
ohhhhh it’s totally todd’s fault! hehe, that’s so funny, now if you have a picture of an actual (hot) latino or latina on the beach, I’ll forgive him.
Honey, go check my blog — you’re in luck! (Click the “for the ladies” link…) 😉
Or the “for the fellas” link…mix ‘n’ match, I s’pose. Heh.
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Hey, Yvonne!! Sorry ’bout that….
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Hey, Yvonne!! Sorry ’bout that….
I almost drowned in the shower once from inhaling water…I don’t admit that often though *wink*