Kids Say the Burn-iest Things.

G: Daddy, did you know that Jesus died on the cross for you?
PH: Yes. I know that.
G: Do you love Jesus?
PH: Yes. I love Jesus.
G: Well, then why don’t you ever go to church?
PH: (Thinking of an answer) You know why?
G: Because you’re too lazy?
Ethan, from the other room: Oooooh, Dad. You just got burned by a six year old.

7 thoughts on “Kids Say the Burn-iest Things.

  1. Lena

    You know I’m hearing your dad’s voice who I’ve never met going “Ooooh, you can build birdhouses, but you can’t take the time to thank the creator of all birds!”.

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  2. Amanda

    She’s right. Although it kinda sucks sometimes. Kids ARE the most honest people. They have to LEARN to lie… honesty comes naturally! We are in the same boat. Don’t go to church… I dislike church. I love Jesus and want to go to church… but the worst Christians seem to be inside those walls… or maybe it’s just me. Who knows!

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  3. Wacky Mommy

    “I’d love to go to church, honey, but I’ve got a lot of work to do around the bed.” — Homer Simpson (and Steve-O, my husband, aka Hockey God. “Sunday is for hockey! Why do they make church then?”)

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