HerOh snap. why didn’t he just pick one and not propose?
Me:OMG. what the fuck was that? he’s an asshole.
Her: crazy he just wanted to be on camera
Me: Yeah, that was pretty bad. I mean, he always struck me as the type that comes across as “too nice” and really is just a raging asshole I don’t know, I just hate him right now
ME: as much as I can’t stand those women, what an asshole.
Her: he owns a nightclub that’s so shady
Me: it was SO shady. I feel my inner activist rising up, because WTF? lame
Her: so lame but seriously why not just pick one and not propose like every other guy
Me: right? I was so confused. I WANT ANSWERS!!
Her: he had to make the asshole statement of “I’m just not in love” WHY? like “I just don’t see myself with either of you” but yet he didn’t pick anyone else!!
Me: yeah, and what about when they showed the previews to tomorrow’s show and he was all “how do I explain not falling in love” HE WASTED OUR TIME, Stef.
Her: I FEEL ROBBED AND VIOLATED! WHAT DOES HE FUCKING TAKE ME FOR?
Me: I FEEL THE SAME WAY! I’M OUTRAGED!
Her: HE WASTED AMERICAS TIME
Me: HE MUST PAY! WE CAN NOT LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS! I’M ANGRY FOR OUR COUNTRY
Me:OFF WITH HIS HEADS!
Her: IT’S CALLED BEING A PATRIOT! HE’S LETTING THE TERRORISTS WIN!
Me: SADLY, I AM REALLY THIS MAD FOR THIS HORRIBLE OFFENSE THAT HAS BEEN COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF AND MY FELLOW AMERICANS!
Her: what should we do?
Me: BLOG THIS CONVERSATION, OF COURSE.
Her: we should set up a counseling program for victims of Brad
Me: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Victims of Brad! I’m laughing so hard
Her: VOB. Post Brad Partum. I’m going to have to go on meds now. this is so unfair and cruel
Me: and I swear to GOD if there’s a second season with brad…
Her: ABC should’ve just forced him to pick one. the producers should’ve said, “look. cut the bullshit and just pick one.”
Me: You know they all fucking hate him
Her: otherwise what’s the point? Every season the guy never falls for the girl. what is the point?
Me: WE DEMAND ANSWERS!
Her: yet we keep watching. Maybe WE’RE THE ASSHOLES
Me: OH, we are… for watching and for caring. but even still
Her: I STILL BLAME BRAD! AND CHAD!
Her: they’re both a-holes
Me: WE’VE BEEN C-had.
Her:: HAHAHAHAH. now I’m laughing so hard the monitor just came loose
Me: Dude, I’m weeping
Me: Hey, Jenny just called. She said she’s the maddest girl in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! (because seriously, how many times can a grown women say that?)
Her: HAHAHAH . She’s like a four year old
Me: she is.
Her: they both were so weepy about “wearing their heart on their sleeve” dude, you’re on THE BACHELOR.what the hell do you think is going to happen? One of you is going home. okay in this case both but still.
Me:I KNOW, it should state in their contract that “you can not wear your heart on your sleeve. you can only wear it in your asshole. OR SOME PLACE OTHER THAN YOUR SLEEVE.”
Her: I think many women will feel comforted by our joint anger. We’re here to help. right now so many women are angry and confused and they shouldn’t have to be. we need to channel our anger and make some positive changes…to ABC
Me: Dude. Are there message boards? *goes to check* Yes! There are! And we are not alone! “We the Viewers do not want to see Indecisive and Misleading men on this show.” Also, someone called him a “butthole”
Her: Some people feel bad for him which is crazy. he didn’t have to propose. just pick a bitch and move on
Her: is the After the Rose thingy tomorrow??
Her: Damn. I have to watch.
Me: <——— will be watching.
I realize there’s a very good chance this is only going to be funny to us (especially since I’m pretty sure it was midnight when we had this conversation.) But, I wanted to post in anyway, just in case there were any other women out there feeling stupid this morning for being angry and pissed off at BRAD last night and are brave enough to talk about it.
Because, really, it takes guts to admit that you had “feelings” about a show as stupid as The Bachelor.