HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Oh shit. You probably have a headache because of that nasty hangover . I’ll try to keep it down.
I? Do not have a hangover as this is the second, or quite possibly even the third, New Years Eve that we spent at home not drinking liquor and also falling asleep way before the clock struck midnight.
Because we are old and boring and no one wants to invite us to their New Years Eve parties anymore.
But we don’t care! We love having nothing to do on New Years Eve. Gives us a chance to fight about stupid things like plugged up toilets and fruit! And honestly? I love spending it here at home with the kids– knowing that everyone is safe, cozy and warm (even if they are unable to eat fruit and/or take a dump in the hall bathroom because SOMEONE REFUSES TO GET THE PLUNGER AND UNPLUG THE DAMN TOILET.)
The new year has brought us a new little someone to love.
That right there is the newest member of our family.
Lucky him, man. Lucky him.
His name is Bandit. Ethan named him that. When we asked him why he chose that name, he responded with the following answer.
“I named him Bandit because the minute I saw him, he stole my heart.”
Ah, The Cheese&trade, it runs in The Family.
It’s been incredibly fun to watch Ethan with his new lil’ friend. Or should I say “son”? Because Ethan calls himself “Bandit’s daddy.”
He even made up a cute little song about the two of them.
“I love you. You love me. We’re a happy Son and Daddy.”
(He kills me, people. KILLS.)
Thanks to Ma’People, I now have a buttload of new workout songs in my Generic mp3 player. The suggestions were so great, THANK YOU. I have to admit that I love the songs so much that my mouth freaking WATERS when I think about them.
I still have quite a few songs to add, but since you were kind enough to take the time to leave suggestions, I figured I would post the list of Totally Awesome Workout Songs that are now loaded and ready to be used.
Tomorrow. (No. Seriously. Tomorrow.)
E40- Tell Me When to Go
Twista- Hit the Floor
Jennifer Lopez- Get Right
Salt N Peppa -Push it
Toni Braxton – He Wasn’t man enough
LL Cool J- Control Myself
Ricky Martin- Shake Your Bon Bon (that one was ALL me, folks.)
Clipse- Last Time
Nelly Furtado- Say it Right
[little voice]Home-Michael Buble[/little voice]
Alanis Morisset- You Oughta Know
Marvin Gaye- Aint No Mountain High Enough
BACKSTREET BOYS- INCOMPLETE (ALL CAPS, BITCHES!!!111!ELEVENTYONE!!11)
Destiny’s Child- Lose My Breath
Justin Timberlake- My Love (this SONG is my love.)
Donny Hathaway- A Song For You
[little voice]Danity Kane- Show Stopper[/little voice]
Foo Fighters- Best of You
Deee-Lite- Groove is in the Heart
Chaka Khan- I Feel For You
George Straight- We Really Shouldn’t be Doing This. (YEEHAW COUNT-RAY.)
Sean Paul- Temperature
Sean Paul- Give it up to Me
Fall Out Boy- Dance Dance
Missy Elliot- Work it
Christina Milian- Dip It Low
Johnny Cash- Ring of Fire
69 Boys – Tootsie Roll
George Michaels- Freedom 90 (And maybe, quite possibly Father Figure because, you know, “the cool down.”)
Digable Planets- Rebirth of Slick
Justin Timberlake- Cry Me a River
Britney Spears- Slave 4 U (I should have “little voiced” that one.)
Stevie B- Party Your Body. (omg lolz no she di’unt.)(oh yes she did. And also Dreaming of Love and Spring Love.)
Kelly Clarkson- Since U Been Gone
Busta Rhymes- I Know What You Want
New Edition- Candy Girl
Bobbi Brown- Roni (I know.)
Adam Ant- Strip
Snoop Dogg- Beautiful
Soul Decision- Faded
DMX- Ruff Ryders Anthem
Big Tymers- Still Fly
Jordan Knight- Give it to You. (Proof. In case you thought I was trying to be funny. I wasn’t.)