The packing. It is making me go crazy.


Look! My Target clothes!
Have I ever told you that I have extraordinarily small ears? Because I do, and I have been teased about them my entire life. Especially by my dad who used to blame my “disobedience” on the fact that I didn’t actually hear what he told me to do because haha! Get it? My ears are so small that I can not hear very well.

Why am I talking about my ears when there are clothes that need to be packed and big toes that need to be shaved and nails that need to be painted and eyebrows that need to be plucked?
Is it possible that I am avoiding the actual DOING of those things because I am nervous and have cramps?
I’ve shed a few tears over leaving my children. The boys will be fine, they’ve been away from me for long periods of time before (Andrew was gone with a friend in Palm Springs for 4 days last week. This week, they’ve both been gone all week with my sister.) They don’t need me in the ways that G-Unit does. I’m always with her, and she’s very attached to me. Like, so attached that Tony is often heard shouting “CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD, WOMAN.”
I know she’ll be fine with her daddy and brubbers, but I still can’t help but cry when I think of being away from her for THREE DAYS.
My God, I love my children. More than anything else, I love them.
Now, it’s time to shut this thing down, go to bed and get ready to board a plane in the morning. (OMG! A PLANE! I’M SCARED OF PLANES BUT HAVE BEEN TO NERVOUS ABOUT EXPOSING MY FATNESS LIVE AND IN PERSON TO EVEN THINK ABOUT THE PLANE BUT IT JUST HIT ME. AIRPLANE! COULD CRASH! AND DIE! HELP!)

15 thoughts on “The packing. It is making me go crazy.

  1. danelle

    Go, have fun. We’ll be fiiine. When you get back you can tell us all about it.
    Criminey, I sound like an old jewish mother. Eeaat something.

  2. RSM

    Even though I’d be puking from the anxiety right now if I were going, I’m so jealous! Have fun :) And good luck on the plane!

  3. beanie's mama

    have fun! oh and please don’t put me through withdrawal like zoot did when she went on vacation…i’m sorta still new to the blogosphere, but i’m so hooked on your blog and misszoot’s as well (yes, that’s in BOLD for a reason!).
    wait, she said she might be bringing 2 laptops right? PLEASE borrow one :) i don’t know what i’ll do if i don’t get to read blogs from either of you. i’ll need my daily fix…you’re both like my morning cup of coffee!

  4. Maggie

    You know, is it wrong that the only thing I could think of after reading this was how sorry I felt for Andrew having to be in Palm Springs for four days? ‘Cause MAN, Palm Springs is hot.

  5. sardogwill

    Ok so I went and took a look at the weight loss pictures because I couldn’t really see where you were coming from just by looking at your face, and woman? You rock.
    You see the fatness of your ass and I see a beautiful curvy woman. You see flab in your arms and I see a strong woman getting stronger. I was going to ask how you did it but then I started reading and a buttload of hard work is how.
    You go have fun with all those other cool chicks at BlogHer and take those fat pants with you. You can use them as a whip if anybody gets bitchy with you. “What was that you said SkinnyHoBag?” Crack! But I bet no one will.
    Meanwhile, I’m gonna just add you to my blogroll because I can’t wait to see what happens next.
    Your friend, another gal who’s curvier than she used to be but making her way back :-)

  6. WDC

    Have fun! I can’t wait to hear about the fab time you have. I am so jealous that they get to see the worm.

  7. Charlie

    That movie, “Snakes On A Plane” comes out soon. Oh, you weren’t wanting to know that? Maybe you can get liquored up on cock.tails and do the Worm on the plane. “Worm On The Plane Headed To BlogHer” starring you. No? Ok. Have a good time anyway!

  8. trish

    The most dangerous thing about flying is the drive to the airport…I have to remind myself of that from time to time.
    Love your blog…and I have boys too!

  9. kimberlee

    Anxiously awaiting all the good stories from this weekend. I’ll get up REEEEL early tomorrow to see if you’ve posted yet.

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