Today is “One of Those Days” with my daughter.
Just now, I commanded her to take a nap.
“Daughter, I command thee to lay down and take a nap!” She responded with “Nap? HA! I STOMP ON YOUR NAP!”
Notice how after she realizes I’ve just caught her NOT napping on tape she stops for a second like “OOPS, busted!” but then she’s all “WHATEVER! Jumping is fun! Weeeee!”
Yeah. It’s great to know that she RESPECTS MY AUTHORITY.