There are a lot of reasons why Our One and Only Date Night should have sucked.
(We were supposed to leave at 3:30 to get to the movie on time. We didn’t get out of the house until 3:55.
Ethan harrassed me the ENTIRE TIME I was getting ready. “Oh, I see how it is. You’d rather stare at a stupid movie screen THAN LOVE YOUR CHILDREN!”
Five minutes after Tony dropped me off to buy the tickets for Hitch, it started POURING RAIN and I did NOT have an umbrella.
I was freezing the entire movie because I was SOAKING WET.
Everytime I called to check on the kids, I could hear Gabby SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER in the background. Apparently, “she’s TOO attached” to me.
We didn’t get to go out to eat because GABBY WAS SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER and I couldn’t bear to leave her there another minute.)
However, I am happy to say, it totally did NOT suck.
You know why it didn’t suck even though it should have sucked?
Because, for 2 hours, I got to hold my husband’s hand without having to let go so I could wipe an ass, whip out a tit, break up a fight, clean up a spill… oh. and? KEVIN JAMES!
Awesomeness. Maybe next time we’ll get to have sex.
Speaking of “awesomeness”…
If you knew about this show and didn’t tell me about it, you better a) be thankful I found it on my own b) have a damn good reason for not telling me about it.
Oxygen’s search to find the next Fabio
Nobody said being a male fantasy figure was easy — and 12 men are finding out firsthand just how hard it can be in this six week “romance academy” reality series, culminating in America’s first annual “Man Pageant”. One winning Adonis will be awarded a $50,000 cash prize, a lifetime gym membership and a contract to appear on the cover of future Harlequin romance novels.
MAN PAGEANT! WINNING ADONIS! FABIO! ROMANCE ACADEMY!
This is the greatest show ever made and by that I mean, THE MOST MOCKABLE SHOW EVER MADE!
I watched it yesterday and Oh.My.God. Men posing with vests and no shirts and taking themselves WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! It was awesome. So awesome, I had to call Melly just to talk about it.