Mine is cuter than yours AND she rips bigger farts


Honestly? I have no idea why I have to mention the fact that my daughter “knows how to rip’em” everytime I post one of her pictures.

The fact that all I ever brag about is her farting ability is sad because the girl is SMART. Like today? I asked her “Where’s mommy’s nose?” and she GRABBED MY NOSE. [doug heffernon voice]GENIUS[/doug heffernon voice] But instead of writing about those kinds of things, I’m all “Dayum that girl can fart!”
I CAN’T HELP IT! HER FARTS IMPRESS ME! AND I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT THEM!
Speaking of farts…

19 thoughts on “Mine is cuter than yours AND she rips bigger farts

  1. Carla

    Are those cherry shoes she’s wearing in the header image? Soooo cute. You got the cutest and smartest kid, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you post a picture that wasn’t cute.

  2. Dizzy Girl

    The Look on Your Face is Delicate…

    Jambalaya and Blog-Meets are coming up in a few hours (by 8PM EST). You’ll want to check it out. 8:04PM: It’s coming. I’m just making some last minute editions. Stay right there. I actually put some effort into this week’s…

  3. Dizzy Girl

    Silence Tells Me All I Need To Know…

    I apologize for getting this up late, but my sister called and I took a break. :) Real World – My dog has the stinkiest ass! I don’t know what she’s gotten herself into, but she’s walking around letting gas…

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