Say “tits!”

Yesterday, I thought it would be super to do a little photo shoot with my daughter, being Valentines day and all.
It started off great! She sat still while I held her and we both smiled.

(Look! We’re wearing pink and red and her shirt says “love” on it. Get it? It was Valentines Day!! I thought of that all by myself! I’m BRILLIANT, people.)
After the first shot going so well, I honestly believed I was going to get some awesome pictures of me and my daughter.
Uh huh.
It quickly turned into “What can Gabby put in her mouth and chew on! Because Gabby lives to chew on things! And Gabby doesn’t give a shit about taking pictures! Because she’s too busy finding things to chew on!”

First it was my hair.
Then it was her hand.
So, I decided I’d try a new “pose”. I layed down…
OH MY GOD, how happy this made Gabby! And it made me happy too! She was smiling and smiling = pretty pictures!

Any guesses why this made her so freaking happy?
BECAUSE…

BOOBS!
And then? The photo shoot was over because the happiness of “Oh my God, the boobs are RIGHT HERE! Let me shove my face in them and hold them and remind them that they belong to me!” quickly turned to crying and screaming and “Why is your shirt still on and why are you NOT whipping them out so I can drink from them?!”
She totally owns me.

14 thoughts on “Say “tits!”

  1. Hed

    Heee. You know, my little one gets really happy whenever she sees the Body By Victoria Bra ads.
    She’s just darling. I miss that age.
    -H

  2. Shaunta

    Ohhh…what sweet pictures!
    My daughter walked in while I was looking at them and thought they were pictures of my baby. You’re Gabby does look at awful lot like my Ruby. Ruby’s only 2 months old, but she’s already 15 pounds so she looks older.
    Great Valentine’s pics. So funny!

  3. ben

    I’m the same way with my wife. “Oh my God, the boobs are RIGHT HERE! Let me shove my face in them and hold them and remind them that they belong to me!” and then “Why is your shirt still on and why are you NOT whipping them out so I can play with them?!”
    And she’s all like “Shut the fuck up!” and “You DON’T own me!”
    Good times…

  4. Rae

    OMGs! I laughed so hard when I came to the last picture… not because I couldn’t see that end coming, but because if I search enough, I can find an almost identical picture of my youngest son and I when he was in the middle of being weaned! Cheers!! :)

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