I interrupt my “bill paying online session” to bring you this important message

Normally, my farts don’t stink. Seriously. I make beautifully pure farts.
But today is not like most days, because today I had an egg sandwich for lunch.
Like…woah.

10 thoughts on “I interrupt my “bill paying online session” to bring you this important message

  1. Lauren

    AHAHAHAHA!! TOO MUCH!!!
    Just wait until you have a frito pie with extra chili!! Uhm, not that I would know about that mind you. My farts smell like roses thankyouverymuch ::looking over shoulder to make sure husband isn’t watching:: *heh*

  2. Shaunta

    One day I was trying to convince my boyfriend (who is now my husband) that girls don’t fart.
    My lovely little daughter, then age 9, piped up and said (to a man I was dating, mind you. A man I was destined to marry):
    Mommy farts in her sleep.
    I am STILL trying to live that one down. It isn’t easy, since the man now sleeps with me every night.

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