I can’t see straight

Do you enjoy getting a good nights sleep?
Yes?
Is your idea of a “good time” being woken up in the middle of the night by things like crying, puking, thumping on the walls?
Yes?
Do you enjoy being startled by a frantic child screaming “I just had a really bad dream that I was a pop star and everytime I was alone a spiderman toy would pop out of the closet and kick me in the head and I’d try to kick it back, but nothing would happen and I’M SCARRRRRRED TO DEAAAAAAAAATH”?
Well… do you?!
If so, then may I suggest you have kids! And not just One kid. Not just two kids! Have THREE KIDS!
But if you’re like most people and you enjoy sleeping at night?
Don’t have kids.
Ok, maybe have ONE kid, but definitely don’t have THREE KIDS.

4 thoughts on “I can’t see straight

  1. NinaKaye

    I’ve lucked out on the “sleep through the night” thing for the most part. Unless a kid is sick, they sleep. But the baby, she starts out in her bed, but by 2:00am she’s crawled into our bed. And a full size bed with two overweight adults is already a tight fit, add in a 2 1/2 year old and someone’s falling out of bed (that’d be me). Thank god the 5 year old stays in his room.
    I’m not even going to try life with 3 kids….my bed isn’t big enough for another one!

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