It’s been a YEAR since I’ve had a period, which is a good thing for EVERYONE in my life because I suffer from severe PMS.
Well, I fear the ‘riod is making a comeback because I’m feeling crampy and a little PSYCHOTIC and ON EDGE.
Let me show you a little illustration of why I wanted to cut a lady at Starbucks today…
click to enlarge my masterpiece!
I was standing in line with Andrew and Gabby. She was leaving and instead of walking around where there was ALL KINDS OF ROOM, she stood right next to me and cleared her throat really loud (which was a subtle hint for “EXCUSE ME, GET OUT OF MY WAY WITH YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR STROLLER”) At first, I didn’t budge because I was like, “you can go around, bitch!” But SHE WOULDN’T MOVE. She was going to MAKE ME MOVE. So, I got PISSED, moved the stroller, looked at her and said “What in the HELL, you couldn’t go around?” To which she responded by ignoring me and sighing loudly.
I wanted to crack the glass sugar holder over that lady’s head. Seriously. Yeah, I do believe that my raging PMS has returned.
God help us all.