I heard Ethan’s bus coming down the street, so I thought I’d run out, hide behind the tree and scare him when he walked by. I waited, only to hear him yell “Mom, quit trying to hide! I can see you!”
I was confused. “How can he see me?” I thought, “I’m BEHIND THE TREE”
Then it hit me…
MY LOWER BODY IS BIGGER THAN THE FLIPPIN TREE.
Sometimes I get caught up in the moment and I forget I’m still very FAT.
At least I can laugh about it.