I’m out of CONTROL with the cleaning products. The JOYS of being a stay at home mom! And I’m not being sarcastic.
I lost my shit at Vons last night. They had all kinds of new cleaning products on sale. And I had coupons. AND THEY DOUBLE THEM!
Oh, the products I purchased! Where do I even begin? Let’s start with the new love of my life(Oxiclean is so 5 months ago) The Magic Eraser. Let me just say, they call it “magic” for a reason! It took black marks off my front door that I had tried to get out with other products, but failed, in no time! And the best part? They were on sale, 2 for $4.00 and I had 2 $1.00 off coupons, which means THEY WERE FREE (because Vons doubles the coupons!) It doesn’t get any sweeter than that for a housekeepin’, cleaning product WHORE!
My new favorite laundry product? Downy Simple Pleasures fabric softener. (which, I got for $2.99, because it was on sale AND I had a coupon) Oh my God, THE SMELL!!!! I’ve already done 3 loads of laundry, and it’s not even 9am. And the living room (where the clothes are piled on the sofa, because I don’t believe in actually folding laundry) smells like heaven!
But it doesn’t smell like heaven just because of the VANILLA, LAVENDER fabric softener, no sir.eeeee. There’s also a new little contraption on my entertainment center that is periodically letting out little puffs of scented oil (that normally would cost almost $9.00 but because of the sale and my $1.00 off coupon only cost me $2.49!) A farting air freshener!
I love that my house is TOTALLY dirty right now, but SMELLS so beautifully clean. AWESOME.
I woke up so damn happy.
Because of my new cleaning products.
What the hell have I become?