Love me.

I wasn’t going to say anything. I was trying to be modest. But I can’t take it, I have to tell EVERYONE!
Did you know that this week is a very special week? DID YOU? Well it is, because, well, it’s…
I
Love
y
Week
And FOUR PEOPLE LOVE ME!
Wait, I mean FIVE PEOPLE LOVE ME!
It’s totally wrong that *I* bring attention to the fact that it’s “I love y” week, but I’ve never had a whole week dedicated to people loving ME before!!
ME!
I think I’m having the Best Week Ever!
Now that I got that out of the way…
What would you say to a neighbor who stops to talk to you while you’re outside and who tells you “We’re not together anymore, I caught her doing ‘The Train’ with two other guys!”??
Would you say?
A. “Choo choo”?
B. “That slut!?”
C “Was she in the middle?”
D “What’s The Train?”
Seriously. What would you say? Because I didn’t know WHAT TO SAY. Too much information there, buddy. A simple, “She was cheating on me” would have done. Or how about NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL? How about that?
I’m telling you people, the things that happen in this ‘hood? You can’t make this shit up.

24 thoughts on “Love me.”

  1. Tracy

    Oh, you SO should have gone with the “Was she in the middle?” question. I mean, come ON…how can you really gossip about it if you don’t know the juicy details!

  2. geeky

    i guess “choo choo” would be inappropriate, but it’s funny!
    i wish i hated my neighbors for fun reasons like that but noooo… i just hate my neighbors because they’re inconsiderate assholes.

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