Because it’s totally all HIS fault!

I just woke Tony up to tell him…


I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE STOMACH.
I’m laying there moaning and trying to do my breathing through my contractions and what’s he doing?
SNORING.
I said “Tony! I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU! OPEN YOUR EYES! HOW CAN YOU NOT HEAR ME?”
Then I said “Ignore me, it’s not your fault, I know you need your sleep. Just ignore my bitchyness.”
Then I took that back and said ‘WHY AREN’T YOU BREATHING WITH ME OR RUBBING MY BACK????”
Needless to say…
one minute. OUUUUUUUUCH.
shit.
damn.
Where was I? Oh, yeah, he’s up now. And putting everything in the car. I think it’s time we go now.
Thank you for your prayers and well wishes. And pray that Tony doesn’t fall asleep in the labor room, I WILL PUNCH HIM.
But, that doesn’t mean I don’t love him so so much.

23 thoughts on “Because it’s totally all HIS fault!

  1. kim

    wow – so exciting. i am totally thinking of you three (i mean four, aehem five…). sending hugs from germany and i hope all goes well and fast and painless (yeah – right..). a.n.y.w.a.y. – alles liebe!!!

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  2. Sheri

    Wahooo!!!! Gabby will be here today, probably in time for lunch!!
    Yyonne, BEST wishes for a fast delivery, not having to punch Tony out, & the 1st second you see your precious daughter!
    Now, please…GO TO THE HOSPITAL, before we all have heart attacks! :-D

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  3. geeky

    yaaaay its baby time! i’m not even bitter that you waited a whole 4 hours after the day i bet on :)
    good luck, and i hope everything goes really well!

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  4. Amy

    OOH!!! So exciting!!! Maybe you’ve had her by now… either that or you’re screaming and punching at Tony still. :-) Hope it all goes (went) well. can’t wait to see her!

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  5. CJ

    CONGRATULATIONS!!! Here’s hoping that the delivery will be short, and we’ll be seeing y’all home soon. Good Luck & Best Wishes!

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  6. Chelle

    I hope you are in an epidural bliss now….
    Or better yet, SHE’s here!
    My husband fell asleep during my last labor too, so I totally sympathize. If I could have, I probably would have punched him. Damn men.
    Good Luck!

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  7. Tracy

    hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! hurry up!
    Dude, *I* need an epidural…

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