My neighbors done gone and out did themselves!
I’ve been hearing suspicious noises at night. It sounds like something slamming up against the wooden fence. I figured it was the cannon they like to shoot off at night.
I was wrong.
It’s their latest “we’re drunk, we got no job, we’re high on speed and got nothing better to do” invention.
The sound I hear is that of a potato being shot out of The Potato Launcher they built. ALL BY THEMSELVES!
They’re proud as hell of their invention! And they should be, because not only can you shoot potatoes, you can light rags on fire, launch them, , aim them at your grown son and light his shirt on fire!
Geniuses, I tell you.