Reality

Ok. This isn’t right. There is baby stuff ALL OVER MY HOUSE. Baby shampoo, pink little outfits, bathtubs, little pink shoes.
BABY STUFF. IN MY HOUSE. THE HOUSE THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANYMORE BABIES. EVER.
And it’s GIRL baby stuff. PINK. IN MY HOUSE. The house full of bb guns, GI Joe’s, hot wheels, trucks.
This isn’t right. How did this happen?
Oh and did you know my belly is HUGE, all full of stretch marks? Did you know there’s a little girl growing in there?
When the hell did this all happen? How did this happen to the couple who was DONE HAVING KIDS FOREVER AND EVER?
Holy shit…
We’re having a BABY!

7 thoughts on “Reality

  1. The Sarcastic Former Journalist

    We’re the opposite. Got 8 weeks and we really don’t have anything. I constantly find myself saying “We need diapers! Boob things! Wipes and things like that!”
    If I had a stinking job, man, my ass would be buying all the baby stuff up. But we, for some reason, seem to have plenty of little white dresses with ducks on them.
    People like to send those to us….

  2. langus

    Baby girls are fun. So are baby boys but girls have better clothes.
    Did you know I had to look at that picture for a very long time to figure out that your elbows were in fact NOT your boobs!

  3. Robyn

    Yahhhh!! Yvonne and Tony are having a baby. Yahhh!!! Its a girl. I get to sew pretty frilly prissy dresses in PINK. Yahhhh!!!!

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