6 thoughts on “What my fifth grader learned about life in school today.

  1. Laura L.

    i have been reading your blog for a while now, but i never comment. i must comment now. you are so fuckin’ funny! and your son’s are hilarious. i have an 18 month old son and i can only hope that he will be as goofy and funny as your kids are.

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  2. yvonne

    had I been his teacher, I would have added
    “and not only will it get smaller, your balls will feel like they’re on fire and the heat will cinge all the hair on them.”
    But that’s why I’m not a teacher.

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  3. Gary

    Not just steroids but a lot of the chemicals that find their way into the food chain will make a penis shrink–That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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