I can’t think of anything more embarrassing then knocking oneself out in a busy parking lot by accidently shutting the 200 pound hatch on their big ass van on their heads while trying to close it.
I still see stars.
The good news when I went to the bank to take money out of the ATM machine, a fairly attractive gentleman let me go in front of him. When I was done, I said “Thank you so much.”
He responded with “young lady, it was my pleasure, you just made my day. You’re pretty cute.
Ok, I don’t care so much about the cute part, but when he said YOUNG, I wanted to run up and hump his leg. Especially after finding another gray hair this morning.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to slap myself so I don’t fall asleep, I think I have a concusion.
OOWwwwww! {{hugs}} You are young, Yvonne, take it from someone who’s … older than you. 😀
Ugh, I had two concussions when I played rugby a few years ago. They’re the worst. Stay away from the light and just try to relax.
I would have complimented your nice eyes, by eyes I mean boobies….me glad you ok
So let me get this straight… All I have to do to get you to hump me is to call you “young”?
heh you said hump.
Ouch. I’ve done that before. You have my sympathy.
Sounds like something I would have done!
You realize that with the addition of the 2nd gray hair, you need to change your tagline.