Pass the ear plugs please.

My kids talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk…
They never stop talking. Ever. They talk from the second they wake up until the time I have to threaten them with awful things to get them to go to sleep.
They talk even if they have nothing to say. They’ll say say random words.
“fart”
“butt”
“boobies”
“crap”
“poop”
“penis”
They never shut up.
Ever.
If they aren’t saying words, they’re making sound affects.
Guns sounds.
Animal sounds.
Fart sounds.
Oh, and then there’s beat boxing.
Lord.Have.Mercy.On.Me.Please.

11 thoughts on “Pass the ear plugs please.

  1. buddha

    Kickin it old school with some Beat Boxing…nice!!!
    Can I come over and join them in some small talk and noise making?
    The conversation with those guys seem up to my alley.

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  2. Bloggie Broad

    What am I doing here?

    I really don’t know anymore. I’m not feeling up to my usual “Mommy of the Year” standards (sarcasm intended). Addie’s been talking non-stop from the…

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  3. Chuck

    Ok now I let you rant at peace, normaly. But want to trade up to 5? 2 infants, 5,9,13, I feel like there is a bowling ally in my head. It is fun though.

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  4. anti-geoffrey-allen

    I still like the “I am the boss of my lip. I am the boss of my weener. I am the boss of my whole body..” bit.

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