The best fatherly advice I have ever heard in my entire life was just spoken in this house.
“Son, there are two things you never want to lose in your life. Your tools and your guns.”
Aren’t you glad I shared?
The best fatherly advice I have ever heard in my entire life was just spoken in this house.
“Son, there are two things you never want to lose in your life. Your tools and your guns.”
Aren’t you glad I shared?
that’s some fine advice.
And someday they will learn which one is for fighting and which is for fun.
Gotta take care of the tools, and you can never have too many. I wish I had learned that lesson younger.
Tools are to men what shoes are to women.
He forgot the third part.
Your balls.
If you lose them, you’ll be afraid to use your guns.
And you’ll only be left with your tool.
Was that before or after the burp/fart? Men.