Ethan called Andrew a “dick” today. My husband heard him and called him in the room to discuss this with him. We all sat down and Tony started talking. This is how the conversation went.
Tony: Ethan, do you know what dick means?
*andrew and ethan cracking up laughing*
Tony: this isn’t funny.
*I start laughing*
Tony: ok, y, you’re not helping.
Me: sorry, you’re right.
Tony: Ok, do you know what it means?
Ethan: no?? *laughing*
Andrew: then how come you were laughing when you said it ethan?
Ethan: shutup andrew!
Tony: ok, dick can be a mans name, like the vice presidents name is Dick Cheney.
Andrew: his name is dick! *laughs*
me: *laughs*
Ethan:*laughs*
Tony:*tries not to laugh*
Tony: but, it can also be a bad word, it’s another name for penis, so you just called your brother a penis.
Ethan:*falls to the floor laughing* so people name their babies penis?
Andrew: you called me a penis. *laughs*
Tony: well, dick is a nickname for richard.
Ethan: daddy said dick.
Andrew: *laughs*
me: TONY, GIVE IT UP!!!!! JUST TELL HIM NOT TO SAY DICK ALREADY AND BE DONE WITH IT.
Henceforth: Whip Out Your Wang Week
There is something strange going on this week. There is an abundance of dicks around and it is starting to…
why do they call their sons dicks though? 😛
THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!!!
Ya gotta have kids to appreciate it, too!
Can’t. Breathe.
I almost peed my pants here. That was too funny
Speaking of dick, it’s NO PANTS FRIDAY!!!! Huzzah! My Scoobys are getting an airing!
I’m in hysterics!!!!! That was great… thanks for giving a laugh (which is almost an impossible feat these days)!!
Too funny! I especially love “daddy said dick”!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s hilarious!
That entry is the perfect example of how filled with love your home is. You are one lucky lady.