my little freaks

my kids have the best conversations. i sit by their door and listen to them talk because they entertain me non-stop. here is what i just heard right now.
andrew: my stomach hurts
ethan: well you know what hurts really bad? when you have a pimple on your butt and you sit on it.
andrew: you have a pimple on your butt? let me see.
ethan: well, when i was wiping my butt i felt a bump and it hurt. daddy said it’s a pimple.
andrew: *giggle* you have a pimple on your butt
ethan: so, you have hairy balls!

3 thoughts on “my little freaks

  1. jennypoo

    Girl, your house cracks my shit up too! Seriously, you need to remember these conversations for when they get older. These make for fantastic stories to tell girlfriends.


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